Squishable Birthday Cake

$ 52.00

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  • Product Description

      If you lived on Mercury, you could have a birthday every 88 days! That's more than four times the presents, four times the parties and most importantly, four times the cake! Quadruple the birthday sounds really great, as long as you don't mind Mercury's lack of good ice cream shops and a breathable atmosphere! 

      If you prefer the creature comforts of a planet with, say, life, we humbly suggest this fine Birthday Cake! It's always fresh and ready to cuddle every day of the year! Get all the benefits of a shorter heliocentric orbit without leaving Earth, your home planet!

      Cuddle up with 15 inches of deliciously squishy birthday cake!!

  • Size Guide

    • Littles

       Use this chart to find US sizes for younger children, based on measurements in inches and weight in pounds. The T stands for Toddler.

      US Size

      Height, inches

      Weight, lbs

      Y/2t

      33-35

      24-28

      Y/3t

      36-38.5

      28.5-32

      Y/4t

      39-41

      33-36

      Y/4

      42-44

      37-41

      Y/5

      45-47

      42-46

      Y/6

      48-49

      47-53

      Y/6x (girls)

      50-51

      54-58

       

      Tweens:

      Use this chart to find girls’ US sizes, based on measurements in inches.

      US Size

      XS-XL

      Height, inches

      Bust, inches

      Waist, inches

      Hips, inches

      7

      Y/XS

      51-52

      26.5

      23

      28

      8

      Y/S

      53-54

      27.5

      23.5

      29

      10

      Y/M

      55-57

      29

      24.5

      30.5

      12

      Y/L

      58-59

      30.5

      25.5

      32.5

      14/16

      Y/XL

      60 –

      64

      32 - 33.5

      26.5 - 27.5

      34.5 - 36.5

       

      Women:

      CLOTHING:

      SIZE

      USA

      BUST (IN/CM)

      WAIST (IN/CM)

      HIPS (IN/CM)

      XXS

      0

      31-32

      79-81

      24-25

      61-63.5

      35-36

      89-91.4

      XS

      0 - 2

      32.5-33.5

      82.5-85

      25-26

      63.5-66

      36-37

      91.4-94

      S

      2 - 4

      34-35

      86.4-89

      26-27

      66-68.6

      37-38

      94-96.5

      M

      6 - 8

      35-36

      89-91.4

      28-29

      71-73.7

      39-40

      99-101.6

      L

      8 - 10

      36-37

      91.4-94

      29-30

      73.7-76.2

      40-41

      101.6-104

       

      BOTTOMS:

      SIZE

      USA (PANTS / DENIM)

      WAIST (IN / CM)

      XXS

      0

      24-25

      24-25

      61-63.5

      XS

      0 - 2

      25-26

      25-26

      63.5-66

      S

      2 - 4

      26-27

      26-27

      66-68.6

      M

      6 - 8

      28-29

      28-29

      71-73.7

      L

      8 - 10

      29-30

      29-30

      73.7-76.2

       

      Note: These guide provides general sizing information, which can vary depending on style and brand.